Yo mama so fat… you gotta take two buses and a train to get on her good side!
Yo mama so fat… she has to use a boomarang to put her belt on!
Yo mama so ugly… she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application!
Yo mama so fat… she jumped for joy — and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat… she stepped on a dollar bill and got change!
